Why should you always look at your girls mom before you ask her to marry you? Because one day she'll end up looking like Sissy Spacek and Ron Perlman combined and you're gonna ask yourself...what the F*CK was I thinking!? Sent in by BROCK LANDERS

	"USAgoneDirty Man Law?" Doubt he could even pull it off, but anyone else agree that if you have a 3some the chicks in the 3some should have to at least add up to a 3.0...your thoughts? Sent in by KJ

	Cannonball!

	"Confidence Booster" Step 1: Guys who haven't had any in awhile...pull out all 2 inches. Step 2: Stare at these girls and imagine they are looking at you. Step 3: Our job is done here, we'll leave step 3 up to you. -Intern #5

See, we don't just bring people down at USAgoneDirty.com...
Who thinks I should post a picture of intern #5 to prove that she's for real? She's a student from Arizona State...if we get over 50 yes's in the comment section then she said she'd let me.
-Lance Lohan
 

	It's San Fran...you have no idea where those fingers have been!

Actually...he probably knows EXACTLY where those fingers have been.
-Lance Lohan
 

	Only in SF are you going to find dudes who are not even passed out with "sex me" written on their nipples...

	We don't need a mirror with everything "lined" up to see what is really going on...

	So, Lance......Would you let her play with your tool? I've never really been down to trek the Amazon but with that anaconda tongue and that leopard skin hide I may have to try it out.

No, she scares the sh*t out of me.
-Lance Lohan
 

	"HAVE MORE THAN 400 FACEBOOK FRIENDS? WE WILL PAY YOU!" I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this message wont apply to the girl in this picture, but we are now paying people for having a lot of friends on facebook! Yes, it truly is that simple. Read more below...

IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 400 FACEBOOK FRIENDS FROM ONE PARTICULAR SCHOOL---YOU WILL EARN $25 CASH! IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 800 FACEBOOK FRIENDS FROM ONE PARTICULAR SCHOOL---YOU WILL EARN $50 CASH! CLICK ON THE CAMPUS REPS. PAGE ON THE RIGHT SIDE TO APPLY---PICTURE WITH GIRL HOLDING $$$
LIMITED SPACE AVAILABLE SO HURRY IF YOU WANT TO BE PAID FOR BASICALLY HAVING FRIENDS!
-Lance Lohan
 

	"Sigma Chi" This picture will only be posted for 24 hours, however it has been on the Campus Gossip section of San Diego State for sometime now and I believe has around 10000 views so I wanted to see how many comments it would get if it was put on the main section of the site.

Sent in by "Truth"